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Good Businesses

Amsterdam Sky Cafe (904) 355-5535 - 234 A Philip Randolph Blvd
Pretty good bar & The bartenders / waitresses are pretty damn cute
*Note* The music does suck bad at times

Caribbean Connection/Smash Music (904) 246-4955 - 777 3rd St S
Music, Clothes and Accesories
*Note* It used to be cool, but now as they hire half ass posers its credibility
has gone straight down; still better than most places though; sadly.

Chopsticks (904) 642-5365 - 10771 - Beach Blvd Ste 207
Family owned and run Chinese Food Resturaunt

Clark's Fish Camp (904) 268-3474 - 12903 Hood Landing Rd
Great seafood and bbq resturaunt with very unique atmosphere

Ellusions (904) 620-0012 - 10916 Atlantic Blvd
The only head shop in Jacksonville Florida.
A great selection of bongs and pipes.
Open 7 days a week and they give great service.

Ieyasu (904) 354-2323 - 115 West Adams Streeet
Great Sushi Bar and Restuarant with friendly staff

Jerry's Bookshop (904) 745-1600 - 917 N University Blvd
Great Book/Comic Store & Great Person

Roly Poly (904) 739-7659 - 8612 Baymeadows Rd Ste 20
I have Finally found a good resturaunt on Baymeadows Road!
Great Rolled Sandwitches

Sushi and Sub (No subs though) (904) 858-7032 - 5800 Beach Blvd
Great sushi for Cheap prices!

Tijuana Flats (904) 641-1090 - 9942 Baymeadows Rd
Great Food, Great Service, & Lovely Waitresses :^>

The Old Book Shop (904) 398-6163 - 3142 Beach Blvd
Great Book/Comic Store

Tropical Smoothie (904) 247-8323 - 251 3rd St
Great Healthy Resturaunt at the beach with cute workers

Tsunami (904) 246-6868 - 610 3rd St S
Good All You Can Eat Sushi at Jacksonville Beach

Top Ten Places To Get Garbage Pale Sludge & Dumpster Sludge

Yes there is Multi-Cultural Sludge

Bad Experiences

ABC Liquors - Atlantic Blvd near the Beach - All that I Tried to buy was a bottle of tea and they said they had to see my ID. I thought they were kidding, so I said ha ha you're pretty damn funny. Then he said he was serious. I stated this only happens in a Baptist city like Jacksonville. He didn't say one more word. The bitch behind the counter said its "Captialism" what a fucking moron cunt! Capitalism is Not saying no to money and not making stupid born again rules like carding for a Non-Alcoholic drink!

Apple Bees - Baymeadows Road - I wouldn't advise going there, they have always given sub-par service. LAST time I went there they bullshited about the new 10+ dollar crap menu, left me and didn't even come back in 10 minutes to ask me what drink I wanted. It was not busy at all I walked out and here is a nice review of them.

Cafe Palma - Old Saint Augustine Road - This is a Bosnia resturaunt that I was told sold 1 kg (2.2 pounds) of lamb for $18. I ate there with a friend and in broken english he said he had half a kg and would then make some Bosnia hamburger. The hamburger was so so but the lamb was fucking garbage left overs. The only thing amusing were the pink bulges from the wall that look like nipples.

Don Pablo's - Southside Blvd - If you go there in the Morning Afternoon or Evening you will get Cold Food and your service will be Slow. Do you really deserve to pay for that?

Havana Jax on the Southside where Beach Blvd & Atlantic Blvd meet. This place was a rip of mexican resturaunt until they added a bar on the side. First impression is it look nice (they put a lot of $$$ into it) but from that point the experience goes down hill. The music is too fucking load and add that it is the worst garbage spanish music in the world (place some Santana you morons!). It takes a long time to get a drink. The only bar tender is cute spanish girl with a stupid look on her face like she is lost. If you try to get a Margarita it will be straight up salt and ice! You can't even taste the tequila. So I ask for a shot of tequila which is pour from the smallest shot glass ever made and its $5.50 from the white boy poser behind the bar telling him she didn't put tequila in it. He talks to her and doesn't say a thing to me. I'm no moron I'm not paying $20 for 2 not even half assed drinks. I ask the poser who the manager is and its him, I told him of the garbage service and asked him if he'd pay for this shitty service, he then said you don't have to pay but leave and never come back! Thanks for saving me from being in there any longer poser bubba.

Kan Ki Japanese Steakhouse - Southside Blvd - Rip Off Prices on Sushi, Stupid door bitches, Boring ass fucking hell bar tenders (especially Brenda she's a fucking twit at best).

Larry's Giant Subs - Baymeadows Road - They had decent food in my eyes until I got some raw looking HAM meat on my sub. Ham isn't supposed to look RAW, and it never has. It didn't taste great but I didn't have time to hassle for something else that would probably not be good either. I just won't go back.

Lee's Dragon - Baymeadows Road - If you work late on Baymeadows Road not much stays open (jacksonville dies around 8pm). This place does and delivers. Someone I know ordered lomain, and they got some nice pubic looking hair in it! They call Lee's Dragon and they said it couldn't be their hair.

Miyagi Sushi & Steak House on Baymeadows Road. I sat at the Sushi bar and this place straight up smells like bad fish, you're not supposed to smell your sushi, nuff said!

Starlite Cafe - 5 Points - The service is the worst you can possibly get and add the Worst flute bullshit and garbage twangy country swamp music its a completely horrible experience. It will take you 30 minutes to get a drink and 30 more to get another. You have to ask for what you want and ask again if it doesn't come; also when it comes they can't mix a drink for hell! Everything is over priced! The servers minds are Not on giving good Service its on getting Tip "Hand outs" while they stalk you out and ask in front of everyone present for a "Hand Out" and complains when you Don't give them a "Hand Out"! In America you have to EARN your Money NOT PAN HANDLE FOR HAND OUTS, if you don't earn it you are useless and scum. The manager acknowledges this problem but doesn't fix it.

Sun Tire on University Blvd I got my Allignment done there and within weeks my tires were going bald. I regretfully had someone pick up my car that didn't care to get the reciept and when I went back to have my allignment checked that they supposedly fixed they had No record of me going there, but I payed them and signed paper work. I guess they don't know how to use computers and are illiterate like the rest of Jacksonville!

Sushi House - Baymeadows Road - This place has been in business a few years. The LAST time me & a friend went on our dinner break he got food poisoning. He threw up 8 times that evening after he got off of work. We're not going to chance anything, we are Never going there again.

Texaco Express Ten Minute Oil on the Southside where Southside Blvd & Hogan Road meet. This place was decent until one of the workers came up and said he'd do something under the table and most of the workers are anti-social assholes. Maybe another location would be better but I may be totally wrong.

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