• Hicks, Bubbas & Rednecks
Lazy Loser Fucks with No jobs sucking down Welfare that WE pay for
Support of loser fucks on Welfare helps these drug sucking losers.
Most Live in Trailers and Low End Apartments.
Most Have Mullets
• Hobos
Support Our Hobos! Give them Coupons, News Papers, Job Applications, Left Overs and Anything else you'd throw away that may be able to be used.
• Kats
Pale, Sick & Depressed girls with bad attitudes that usually have dyed black hair and stink.
They are the Trailer Park equivalent of Wednesday Addams.
• Master P's (it stands for Master Poser - The real Master P has credibility and $$$)
They Pose with their Fake Bling Bling
• Mullets of JackSonVille AKA JackOffVille (Many to come!)
• Skullets (Bald on top with a Mullet)
Well groomed Skullet
• Poser Bubbas (Featuring their Farting Hondas with Plastic Performance Parts & Fart Pipes)
If you don't know Why they are called FARTING hondas (or place the name of the maker of the car behind farting) you're not naive, you're just stupid!
You know you've seen the definitive farting honda when you see a bastardized mommy's EX grocery getter usually with funky useless added body parts and you see the aftermaker big asshole fart pipe exhaust, listen it will FART!
Click HERE for an audio example of a Farting Honda.
Yes they are Posers & Yes they do "POSE" (The process of trying to Look, Act or Be Cool) Look for stupid expressions on their faces, fake bling bling, bonnets (no its not a Visor), and over priced poser wear.
Here are the Farting Hondas of JackOffVille
Damn thats a Manly Blue color!
The M class of Hondas???
A nice stale farting honda featuring the fart pipe exhaust.
What??? and I thought Mickey Mouse was lame!
Damn thats a sweet upside down surf board!
The Farting FolksWagon (yes Volks is Folks in German Bubba!)
Can't afford another Mirror? And yes Carbon Fiber Hoods make a Honda Fart Better!
This can has ALMOST every element needed to be the Perfect Farting Focus...
It Does! Damn his farting pipe muffler must have exploded!
So TRD (Toyota Racing Development) supports Farting Toyotas???
Aeon Flux is Cool, but does a sticker of her add Speed?
Whoa! The Very Rare Mitsubishi Supra!!!
• Rednecks & Bubbas (Featuring their Bubba Trucks)
Here are the Bubba Trucks of JackOffVille
EXTREME!!! BUBBA!!! TRUCK!!!
The Bubba Truck Deal of a Lifetime!
Poor dog has to stay in such a dirty truck.
• Wiggas (Its pretty damn hard to be a Pre-Teen OG that worships M&M & has no credibility!)
Listen Kids! A Trailer Park is NOT a Ghetto!
• Whores (Many to come!)
They seek your money, gifts and to be serviced; don't call yourself a Nice Girl, Lady, or Woman!
They all have Skeezer Tendencies and shouldn't LIE about it!
Jacksonville Florida Dictionary
• Appreciate = Preciate
• An Hour - Anar
• Aren't = Ain't
• Bacon = Beckon
• Bag = Beg
• Bag = Beg
• Barbed Wire = Bob War
• Bed - Bay-uhd
• Believe = Bleeve
• Bell = Bail
• Bill = Bee-yul
• Boiled - Boilt or Bald
• Born = Burn
• Borrowed = Bard
• Boss = Baws
• Box = Balks
• Bread = Bray-ed
• Brights = Brats
• Boy = Baugh-wee
• Can = Cay-un
• Carton = Cotton
• Check = Chake
• Cold = Code
• Computer = Puter
• Court = Coat
• Courtesy = Cur-see
• Dial = Dall
• Dead = Dayed
• Death = Dayth
• Dell (kind of computer = Dale
• Disk = Dee-yusk
• Do you = Ju
• Do What Your = Dootcher
• Dog = Dawg
• Double Wide = Dubba wide
• Dolphins = Dawfins
• Female = Sweet Thang
• For = Fur or Fer
• Going to = Ownna
• Hospital = Hastidle
• Important = Im-poor-tant
• Mile = Maul
• Order = Owduh
• Operating = Op-Uhh-Raten
• Properties = Prop-uhh-dees
• Roll - Row-uhl
• Speaker - Spaker
• Terrorist = Taraist (bush word)
• Them = Dem
• Tired = Tared
• Windows = Winders
• You Aren't = You Ain't
• Your - Yur
