Top 10 Bubba Bars
Don't DARE try to get a free drink on your 21st birthday Lets see there is No Pier, there is A boring ass 100 yard board walk where you can find Fake Ass Poser Fuck Master P's Pretending the be Drug Dealers with white trash whores, some tourist shops and some half ass Resturaunts.
The good part is you are away from a lot of the Trailerism of JackOffVille, but not too far because you'll still see mullets, poser bubbas and trailer dwellers around here too.
If you think there are Real clubs in JackOffVille you are a Moron!
8 Seconds - Southside on Beach Blvd (No bubba its not pronouced 8 SeconTs. There is line dancing, a booty music room in an alley way, many poser bubbas and a mechanical bull, Whoa that sucks!)
Club 5 (or whatever they call it today) - Downtown Five Points (An old theater with horrible accoustics and expensive drinks)
DV8 - Downtown (A big dirty wherehouse! *DEAD*)
Plush (used to be Velocity, The Club, Edge, Edge 2000, A Porn Theater, etc...) - Arlington Area near the River in the Town and Country Shopping Center (A cover to listen to Dj Poser Bubba's mix of radio garbage music!)
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Concert Reviews
Jack Rabbits - Decent Small Bar Venue that gets a good volume of shows
Florida Theatre - Decent Fair Sized Old Venue even though Nothing good ever goes there
Free Bird Cafe - Decent Bar Venue gets some shows but nothing great
Club 5 - Decent Size Venue with Horrible! Accoustics (supposedly fixed), 1 hot bar tender chick, and Get some good bands to come soon instead of pop garbage!
The Voodoo - Decent Venue, Not Micro Managed like most places, overkill audio, half assed music, most workers are cool, decent sized bar but some bartenders like Most in JackOffVille can't make drinks for shit!
92.7 Duh Beat Yo it be promot'n duh anglish languig ya herd me?
Characteristics & Styles of Stripers
Physical - They will grind, ride, caress or touch you in unique ways.
Strip Club Reviews
Fuck Jacksonville Scam Wine Tastings go to Saint Augustine!
Adventure Landing (904) 771-2803 - 4825 Blanding Blvd
Adventure Landing (904) 246-4386 - 1944 Beach Blvd
Aladdin's Castle (904) 264-2614 - 1910 Wells Rd Ste F15a
Tilt (904) 727-7906 9501 - Arlington Expy Ste 190
Crack Houses (Pictures Soon)
Hobos (Pictures Soon)
Five Points (A few shops of hippie shit and poser crap)
The Landing (Whoa lame stores, no clubs, and over priced food!)
Jaguars RULE!!!
That be tru dat ain't be Wack dogg.
93.3 Planet of Mainstream Pop Garbage so called "Alternate" music radio station
102.9 80's and 90's Pop music
104.5 Rock, the only station to play Lizard Skizzard 100 times a day every single day.
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Tease - They do not actually touch you and if they do they push you off or move away.
Affectionate - Blow/purr/nibble/lick in your ear, or other places, etc...
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Business - Gets to the point, acts like a robot and get to the point of pay me quickly.
Fresh Flower - They smell nice from head to head to toes and you enjoy the smell.
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Stink Face - They smell very bad and you must turn away to get from the dead fish.
Kiss - A kiss on the cheek for a tip. Some will straight up kiss you on your lips
(you may want to cleanse with a shot of alcohol though).
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No Kiss - They don't kiss anyone at all in the club (possibly except for boyfriend or girlfriend).
Social - Proactively talks to customers about music, sports, etc...
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Anti-Social - Stays to themselves away from other workers and customers;
only talks to customers about business
Poll Climber - They are capable of doing moves on the poll that envolve being off the ground.
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Floor Walker - They do all of their moves on the floor and don't leave the ground.
Open Every Day
Business Name
Time
Location
Telephone #
San Sebastian Winery
11am-6pm
157 King St
Saint Augustine FL (904) 826-1594