Amnesia - - Cover $5 - University Blvd - (904) Haa-HaHa $5 to see some Master P's Mama? Wrong! Bikini Beach Lounge - - Cover $2 - 2840 Mayport Road - (904) Haa-HaHa • Music / They play some pretty damn good music at times. Some the music they play is just pure crap and the sound is too loud. • Service They have a lame kats and bubbas (see Culture) that harass you get buy drinks. • Dancer Looks Most of the girls look decent & most get topless. • Dancer Skills Some are good dancers and most will grind you for a buck. Blue Angels - - Cover $0 - 10731 103rd St - (904) Haa-HaHa • Music The music is decent, some rock, some techno, not too much master p crap. The dj isn't too annoying, sometimes a drunk dancers gets on the microphone and talks shit. • Service / The waitresses are cool, not too scary and sorta entertaining. They serve liquor, drink specials aren't special though. • Dancer Looks / Some of the girls are decent and again a most are trailer. They still have some Trailer Ogres working there though. • Dancer Skills Its a small bar with one stage, the bars on the stage stop you from putting your face up there unless you're tall or short but the girls work it hard so they get close and you're atleast semi entertained. Caesar's - - Cover $3-$5 - 4923 W University Blvd - (904) 739-6966 • Music The music wasn't insanely loud and distorted like most places BUT the music was pretty bad and skipped on the dj's Computer (MP3s aren't they illegal for this type of use ;^D) • Service They don't harass you to get drinks, they understand you're they for titties and ass. • Dancer Looks / They have some sweet looking girls he usually. Their are a few pale trailer girls that are scary. • Dancer Skills / Some girls had skill and were alurring. Some were straight up boring as hell. Centerfold - - Cover $3 & 1 drink minimum - 4351 Phillips Hwy - (904) Haa-HaHa Only has 1 or 2 decent girls at max, they all are flat chested, the stereo is just loud enough to be annoying, music is horrible, he bubba dj is ultra loud and annoying. Fuck Them! They won't get 1 Star from me Cheaters - - Cover (No Cover before 9pm) $2 - Phillips Highway - (904) Haa-HAHA On my first visit I just walked in because when I was about to come in through the front door and a 400 pound fat security guard punched out a 300 fat customer before I went in. This place was pretty big, maybe 1 girl looked ok, most were boring and most were fucking bebe's (see culture page for definition). One bartender is cute (nice tits & ass) but not entertaining. This was true unity of the Hood & Trailer park Culture of Jacksonville. Ohh yeah and some Master P is cooking BBQ outside of the front door as well. *Update it is supposedly under "New Management". Well this means they have 2 cute bartenders instead of one, they are still boring though. They still have fucking BayBays and its still crap.* Crossroads - - Cover $0 - 657 Wonderwood Dr - (904) Haa-HaHa They play mostly garbage country music, all of the girls are straight up trailer and the place gives you the feeling of being in a trailer. Diamond Dolls - - Cover $5 (rating based on free entry) - San Jose Road - (904) Haa-HaHa • Music / The music is pretty good in comparison to most Jacksonville clubs. The music is too loud at times though. • Service / Some of the waitresses look better than the dancers. They are a little out going and fairly friendly. They harass you to get a drink a few times. • Dancer Looks / Overall most of them look decent. Some are just too trailer to bare. • Dancer Skills / Some are very sensual, aggressive and entertaining. Some are lazy and don't really do anything at all. Diamond Lounge - - Cover $2 - Main Street - (904) Haa-HaHa I saw their commercial on tv and it wasn't even on at 4am. It looked decent but that commercial was a complete lie. I walked in, saw the girls were mega dirty trailer skanks and not worth looking at. I then went to the bathroom which had holes in the ceiling, floor and walls. I couldn't stand this place or wait long enough to be harassed to buy a drink, I ran outside for fresh air. Doll House - - Cover $3 from 12pm-6pm & $7 from 6pm - 2am - 2220 Atlantic Blvd - (904) 396-0932 • Music / Most music is so so and ok. They do place some annoying pop music. • Service I have no big complaints that I can remember. You have to buy a soft drink and keep in full (don't drink it!). • Dancer Looks / Some of the girls are ok and fun. Some are just trailer but they will be appreciated by someone atleast. • Dancer Skills / This is one of very few full nudie bars in Duval county. Once they get 5 bucks on the stage they get naked. Some are entertaining and worth a few bucks on stage. Some are just boring and non-erotic. Fantasy Sports & Showbar - - Cover $0 - 13248 Normandy Blvd - (904) Haa-HaHa This place is in the middle of no where. None of the girls know how to dance here. God Damn one of them did the most retarded dance of all time and she wasn't even getting paid to do it! Its just another waste of time redneck bar. Gold Club - - Cover $5 - 321 General Doolittle Road - (904) 645-5500 • Music / The music is pretty good in comparison to most Jacksonville clubs. The music is too loud at times though. • Service They harass you to keep a drink at all times, so I only buy 1 all night once you get in. • Dancer Looks Most of girls look pretty good. They have the largest amount of good looking girls in Jacksonville. • Dancer Skills / Some are very sensual, aggressive and entertaining. Some don't really do anything at all and are lazy. J.R.'s Lounge - - Cover $8 - 2560 Emerson St - (904) Haa-HaHa $8 cover charge, No Fucking Way! Fuck You! Mr Magoo's Lounge - - Cover $2 - 10731 103rd St - (904) Haa-HaHa *DEAD* Its a small bar and how this place works is you give a girl a $1 she puts it into the jukebox and dances to it (no annoying DJ). Some of the girls are decent (very rare) and again a good majority are totally trailer. They serve liquor so it is just a topless bar, there are some bending of the rules though at this place. *Warning* This place has gone straight down hill (as though it was ever great) now all they have are lazy Trailer Ogres. O'Brian's - - Cover $0 - 2703 Phillips Hwy - (904) Haa-HaHa Closed for renivotion = Run Down Nelson's - - Cover $0 - 5562 Commerce St - (904) Haa-HaHa The most ghetto bar in Jax. The aids infested bitches just sit at the bar cracked out. New Solid Gold - - Cover $7 day/$10 night - 7175 Blanding Blvd - (904) Haa-HaHa I went there for an associate's birthday. You must keep a $3 soda at all times. Its a full nude bar after they get $5 on stage, some don't deserve that much. Very few have decent curves or good moves. The music is decent and not too loud. Paradise Island - - Cover $2 - Southside/Beach Blvd - (904) Haa-HaHa On the outside of the club is the 10 Anti-Commandments of a strip club. You must have a collared shirt, you can't have any logos on your shirts, you must love nascar, you must have a mullet, etc... This place is a big joke! This place is mega small and the 2 girls that I saw were crap! Player's Club - - Cover $5 - Powers Ave - (904) Haa-HaHa This is a straight up Master P joint. $5 to see some hood rat's 400 Pound Mamma? No Thank You! San Juan Liquors - - Cover $0 - 2003 Blanding Blvd San Juan and Blanding - (904) Haa-HaHa • Music / The music is bareable most of the time and sometimes good. Its too freaking loud at times. They play garbage country and pop rock crap sometimes. • Service They don't harass you like most places, they make decent drinks quickly, and one of the bartenders is pretty damn hot. • Dancer Looks / I'll admit every girl in here is trailer but in a good way. Most are decent, some are cute and have nice assets. Some are just bad and not worth looking at. • Dancer Skills / Some are fun and nice. Some are just drama queens that fight with misc people all the time and cry about their bubba or master p. SOS - - Cover $0 - 4506 San Juan Ave - (904) Haa-HaHa • Music / The music isn't too bad. The music does get ultra annoying at times. Its too freaking loud at times. • Service / They don't harass you like most places to get drinks. The drinks are Expense, also the Bartenders and Waitresses are uuuuggllyyy. • Dancer Looks / They have one cute asian and spanish girl. Most girls in here are trailer. Some harass you because you didn't tip them. Hmm... well no one else fucking tipped them either! • Dancer Skills / Some can dance and or turn you on. Most aren't entertaining at all. Stud's Pub - - Cover $0 but 2 drink minimum - 9039 Atlantic Blvd - (904) Haa-HaHa No cover charge, The only studs that hang out there are Master P's that barf on themselves! (its funny thought) 1 or 2 girls look ok :^| If you want a quick and simple taste of Jacksonville aka Jackoffville Culture come here! Temptations - - Cover $3 - Phillips Highway - (904) Haa-HAHA This place was a big joke, $3 cover for a small place in jax playing ultra gay 80's music. I couldn't even go in, they said they are all call girls on duty so no bitches dancing how lame! The Bikini Club - - Cover $5 - 1553 S Lane Ave - (904) Haa-HaHa $5 cover charge, Fucking You! Tuxedo's Bar & Grill - - Cover $0 - 5331 University Blvd - (904) Haa-HaHa Whoa, the only strip club in the world without stripers! This place is a mega hotdog party! *Update some new Master Ps are running the place now. Its called Duh Trap, what a great name though! Vixens Show Bar - - Cover $0 - 2109 Atlantic Blvd - (904) Haa-HaHa Right over the Intercoastal waterway bridge is a small club with a main stage and 2 small stages. Only 1 was used, the girls dance 2 dances each time they're. Some look ok, some have some skills, some are friendly, and some are bitchy. Wackos Bar & Grill - - Cover $2 - 3701 Emerson St - (904) 399-1110 • Music / The music is decent and on average good. The dj isn't too annoying (he complains about the lazy poser bubbas being dead from time to time though). The music gets annoying at times. Its too freaking loud in some areas. • Service They don't harass you like most places. The bartenders are cute Most of the waitresses are ugly. • Dancer Looks There is a good variety of girls here. Some have nice dunks and nice boob jobs. Some have good skills, are fun and are entertaining. • Dancer Skills / Some