Most of the food in JackOffVille is Deep Fried.
Deep Fried in Lard and Grease!
Deep Fried is horrible for you and should be avoided!
Deep Fried Food = Dumpster Sludge
JackOffVille's Society is Pro-Deep Fried and Pro-Dumpster Sludge (food you can't identify).
This website is Anti-Deep Fried and Anti-Dumpster Sludge.
2 Step Program to get off of Deep Fried Dumpster Sludge Food
1. Don't Eat Deep Fried Dumpster Sludge!!! (Fried Chicken, Fried Rice, Mexican Food (tacos, burritos, etc.), Chinese Food (Fried Everything), Southern/Soul Food (Fried Everything), Anything with a garbage sauce, and Un-natural Foods)
2. Eat Healthy Food (Cereal (not choco-puff crap), Chicken (not deep fried), Fruits, Salad, Steak, Steamed Rice, Sushi (not deep fried), Vegetables) *Drink Water*
Main Places that sell Deep Fried & Dumpster Slude Food
BBQ places (Bono's, Golden Coral, Woody's)
ANY all you can eat restuarants.
"Fast" Food Places, you'll get brown lettuce and unknown substances in your food.
Mexican Restuarants (El Potro, El Rodeo, Los Toros)
Pizza Places (Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa Jon's)
(See 10 ten places to get Dumpster Sludge in the Business under Bad Restaurants)
Do not have sex with a street walker (hooker).
Do not get a skeezer pregnant.
Do not neglect your body (work out sometime during the week).
Do not forget to take vitamins daily.
Do not do eat deep fried dumpster sludge.
Do not say this webpage didn't warn you!
And Please! Shower Daily!
Do not have sex with a Bubba (Redneck).
Do not get pregnant by a Bubba.
Do not neglect your body (work out sometime during the week).
Do not forget to take vitamins daily.
Do not do eat deep fried dumpster sludge.
Do not say this webpage didn't warn you!
And Please! Shower Daily!
